Terserah Elu Orang Bilang Apa

Sumber: " Wallpaper 3d emoji " (January 1, 2018)

Orang : " Elu jelek! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu bolot! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu jahat! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu cebol! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu rakus! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu gak punya temen! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu bangke! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu gak punya cewek! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu gak punya cowok! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu gak laku-laku! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu gak jelas! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu gay/homo! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu lesbi! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu gak punya hati! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu bangsat! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu miskin! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu kaya ➞ maksudnya kayak monyet! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu menel! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu tomboi! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu feminim! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu banci/bencong/lekong! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu mata duitan! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu janda! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu duda! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu pemilih! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu agresif! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu posesif! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu bodoh/tolol! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu kepinteran! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu bau! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu kewangian! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu banyak bacot! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu pendiem! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu introvert! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu ekstrovert! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu cacingan! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu kremian! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu kurus/ceking! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu gemuk/gendut! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Orang : " Elu garing bro/sis! "

Gue : " Terserah! "

Gue : " Elu orang ngapain ngurusin kehidupan gue! "

Orang : " Terserah! "

Gue : " Elu orang ngapain bilang kayak gitu! "

Orang : " Lagi gabut! "

Gue : " Senasib! Gue nulis kayak ginian juga lagi gabut! 😀😁😅😂😜 "

Tokoh dalam cerita ini:

∴  Gue ➞ Gabut

∴  Orang ➞ Gabuters

DAFTAR REFERENSI:

Wallpaper 3d emoji. (2018, January 1). Retrieved May 23, 2020, from https://modwallpaper.blogspot.com/2018/01/wallpaper-3d-emoji.html